I used to have an iMac (Comes in many flavors) Hanging banner that was used in the Local CompUSA when they were getting rid of it. I saw it in the trash and asked If I could have it. The kid there said "Sure, knock yourself out if you like that apple Crap"

Btw, i told the manager the following day, and they canned the kid. wasn't because he said that about apple, but the fact that he used fowl language towards a customer. Oops!