Err...I did. Got a dead Mac II which didn't want to do anything so, being a conscientious soul, decided to clean it inside and out (so that it was clean and pretty). Then plugged it all back together again and figured I'd try to get the PSU to fire up, spin its fan and dry the thing out (I know, I was young and foolish).

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You're saying you plugged in... a wet motherboard??

Wow. I'm not saying you're dumb or anything, but it's unfortunate that you weren't taught as a child that such things were dangerous...

Something my father always used to tell us from a very young age about the nature of electricity was this; "It's faster than you are, it's invisible, and it'll kill you." ...sounds like some kind of terrifying monster.