For most Windows consumers, lift and drop would be more preferable than the recommendations that they receive from popular advice sites.
The Trabant is much maligned. The design used elements (esp two stroke engine) from other cheap post WWII German cars, which themselves were based on pre-war cars. Essentially the Trabant was a 1948 car that was still made in 1989 (with a bit of fuzz there after). It is crude, generally worked and easy to fix. Wealthy people find no problem buying a Morgan, based on a 1930s chassis, so simplicity is not necessarily undesirable.
"Flee if the car makes unusual noises" is a myth. However the Trabant has a fuel tank mounted under the bonnet above the engine. So vacate the car during refilling...