nope, sorry it's not april fools. 
My dad said the office he worked for was moving. so they were getting rid of stuff, but no one hardly works there, and no one wanted to claim them. Which downright sucks, but my dad got there as they had thrown most of them out (my dad works for them part-time) My dad DID claim some all-metal shelves. So it's cool that he got some $300+ worth of industrial shelving. But I also got another acquisition. (money!) I sold my wallstreet I Had (I still got the lombard) with wifi, apple mouse, and new PRAM and wifi for $120. not bad...
My dad said the office he worked for was moving. so they were getting rid of stuff, but no one hardly works there, and no one wanted to claim them. Which downright sucks, but my dad got there as they had thrown most of them out (my dad works for them part-time) My dad DID claim some all-metal shelves. So it's cool that he got some $300+ worth of industrial shelving. But I also got another acquisition. (money!) I sold my wallstreet I Had (I still got the lombard) with wifi, apple mouse, and new PRAM and wifi for $120. not bad...