Money money money! It's all everyone wants from me these days! "Dear sir, please pay now or we'll disconnect your electricity"..."Renew your ambulance subscription today"..."Dad, I've been charged with trafficking heroin in Bali, can you come and pay my bail or I'll face the firing squad?" What do they think I am, made of money?? And this morning at the train station there was a woman shaking a tin for Parkinson's Victoria. I don't know if she was trying to be enthusiastic to get more donations or if she just had the disease.

Ah well, any forum that hasn't banned me yet despite all my tasteless, heartless bastard jokes has gotta be worth something. I've written a reminder on my desk calendar for next pay day. But no spending it on booze and fags, y'hear?