At least the machines you have dying are PCs.

Since I joined this board a few weeks ago, I've found out that my 9600 was dead, that my IIci was near death, and had the 3400c I bought last week die within hours of receiving it.

That leaves my LC III and 512k. The LC III is already displaying some very weird symptoms. And given all of the above, I'm afraid to even turn the 512k on.