Gee Cory, sounds to me like it's time for a Tandy Model T for you- I have put mine through a rather impressive gamut of abuse and it still runs great, and looks good too. My model 102 has been 1. dropped down 3 flights of stairs unharmed, 2. crushed (accidentally) under almost 100 pounds of junk (not all of it mine) while I was moving into my dorm room, 3. boiling water poured on the keyboard once, 4. baby puke, 5. 40 below zero temps in the Minnesota winter, and 6. getting used every day by me. (wow, can't imagine the kind of abuse that entails can you? 8-o ) No cracks, no malfunctions, nothing wrong with it. Could use a paint job though, beige is kinda boring...