Ah, but if I did that I would only be able to use it on one computer. I've seen shrinkwrapped Word 5.1s from time to time. They definitely don't have the scarcity of, say, Excel 1.0 (which I do keep shrinkwrapped...I'll never open that one).

If I come across another one I'll pick it up so I have one that I can leave shrinkwrapped.