So...I finally got another ADB keyboard and a vga adapter...and as luck would have it...I also got my local surplus store (Astro Too)'s lone AAUI adapter. Tada! I have it all hooked up on my desk.

Now. I want to share some files to the Quadra. (The 700 is such an awesome little computer!) But alas...it will not DHCP an address. I also tried manually assigning one, but to no avail. Also tried swapping in a 10/100 switch, no dice. This week has not been good so far with diagnosing vintage problems lol. Suggestions?