I think I'll just go back to "sneaker netting" w/HDDs! :

I was trying to avoid spending $80, but Sonnettech has always done well by me!

http://www.sonnettech.com/product/tempo_serial_ata.html

I've got a pair of $20 Multiple Card Reader/USB2 Bridge/external SATA/AV hookup units in the 5.25" drive format with a silver bezel. I've still got the blank faceplate, maybe it's time to ditch the DAs ZIP and hack a little bit of sheet metal! [}] ]'>