I was at SalVal today, and found a small leather bag which contained a fully functional AST 280M notebook.

Specs:

Cyrix (Ha! Remember them?) 200GXM CPU

32 MB RAM

8" 640x480 color screen

External CD-ROM (Missing the cable. I'll need to find one if I ever want to put linux on this thing)

2GB HDD

Windows 98

Integrated speakers and microphone

1 PCMCIA slot - if I can trim down windows 2000 enough, I can even give this thing wi-fi!

It's built in net connection? A 56k winmodem, haha!

And the miracle is, the battery still works!