I'm betting this is a no go since I haven't been able to find anything useful on google... Anything I can do to get a piece of software which is apparently Intel only (didn't error out during install, only when I try to run) to run on a G4?
Anything that allows you to emulate Intel on a G4 would likely be limited to DOS/Windows emulation. I haven't heard of anyone successfully running an Intel Mac app on a G4 or even of anyone trying. It's hard enough trying to emulate a machine that is slower than the one that the emulator is running on at an acceptable speed but the Intel Macs are so much faster and use hardware devices that didn't exist during the G4 era. It would be like trying to emulate a Quadra 840AV on an Apple II+.