I would love to enter but there is a few flaws

1. The oldest machine other than a ZX Spectrum +2 is a Newton 2100

2. I have no engineering or programming skills.

3. If I used the Newton I would have no idea what to do with it

Unless I could figure something todo with the pb1400 under my desk but it's only got 16mb

Hmmm ... Life sucks at times.