Speaking of DuoDock horror stories, I just remembered this story:

The old house I lived in with my Mom and Step Dad as a teen didn't have the most even floors in the world. Seems to be common of houses from the 1700s... The DuoDock faced at a slight decline. One time when I ejected it (after many normal ejects) it slid right out of the Dock, off the table, and landed on the hard drive corner, rolling under the table. Luckily, it was completely fine! I held my hand in front of it from then on when ejecting it.

I really had forgotten that until just now. Figured I'd share since everybody loves a happy ending.