It's pretty political, even if it doesn't directly mention elected officials.

It walked like political commentary, it talked like political commentary, so it was proooobably political commentary.

And, no, I'm not having a bad day, I'm trying to point out and enforce the rules of this forum, for which I seem to recall you are also responsible.

Regarding dangling participles: I am in favor of the correct use of language, but I'm also aware of registers and use patterns in specific, context-appropriate situations. To put it simply, few people really care about grammar in a statement that's like 7 words long, on an advertising banner. Obviously the Objective C developers didn't care that much. WWDC completely sold out in two hours. Even more importantly than that, much as I prefer to read correct text, I prefer to read readable text, and the dangling participle to which you refer did not make the text unreadable.

Also, my name still does not have an E in it. It's right there in the post.