Seriously? "Peanut gallery bickering" - from the mods? You do know what the word mod means, right?

You seem to be operating under a number of misapprehensions about how the world works, and your importance in it. This is Cory's party - you are a guest here. He owes you exactly diddly-squat. And because he knows that internet parties sometimes attract douchecakes, he's hired us as bouncers.

The house rules are posted where everyone can see them. They're a condition of entry. You agreed to them when you signed up. If you don't like those rules, feel free to find another party. I'm sure we'll live.

On the other hand, as long as you don't piss on the carpet and pick fights with the DJ, we'll get along fine. What you don't get to do is hang around making an ass of yourself whining about what a shitty party it is.

Seriously, that's just plain rude.