Great conquest! That's awesome, I hope this helps to put his mind at ease, sounds like a classy guy.

Me, I'm having everything I own and my bag-0-bones dumped into a quarter scale Viking Ship. This is to be launched into an undisclosed body of water for my younger brothers, son and nephews to set ablaze with fire arrows. It may be environmentally irresponsible, but the flames, clay mortars and star shells will certainly make a dramatic backdrop for them as they quaff horns of mead, ale and margaritas while devouring grilled gobbets of meat at my sendoff party! [}] ]'>