Thanks for the kind thoughts, G, but this five gallon dough pail is getting a bit constraining. Maybe you could drum up a 55 gallon container? That would give me an order of magnitude more elbow room and 5 gallons of volume left over for padding . . .

. . . If you reinstalled the lid without the plugs I could still breathe and less crazy would leak out the top! )

Dollars to doughnuts, if it's original to the Video Production Studio, Ernie Kovacs did it first!