Open Firmware can emulate BIOS in much the same way as EFI. The OLPC, for example, uses Open Firmware with a BIOS emulator to run Windows. Linux and UNIX already work thanks to Sun (Oracle.)
I don't know much about hypervisors, but everything else on your list would run just fine with Open Firmware. I'm not talking about going gack to PowerPC, I think the switch to Intel was smart. But not sticking with Open Firmware is very annoying.