Thanks for the link Macster. This is what I'll do - I'll contact her first, then when she tells me to go hang, I will start a dispute. eBay will use one of the 200 exclusions on that page to tell me I can't make a claim; then I will resell it. Which isn't so bad as I think if it's listed with its correct specs I may end up making a profit out of it.
Only a hardline bra burner would deny that most women aren't interested in computers.
You're lucky there's not many women round here to attack you for that!