I’ll make sure I never shake your hand then! 
You don’t wear flannelette do you? One bloke I know who’s a bit of a bogan wears flannies absolutely everywhere except Church…He wears flanny pyjamas too and sometimes I reckon he’s been too lazy to change out of ‘em and is just wearing ‘em during the day! :
I’m thinking of getting one of those novelty latex hands and inserting some sort of hydraulic wrench device in it for dealing with the bonecrunchers. It will be fun watching Joe Macho wince in pain whilst refusing to concede that he’s been outdone!
Personally I think you’d have to be a plonker to drive anything bigger than a sewing machine with petrol prices the way they are. I hear Janome overlockers are quite economical.
Glad my bike doesn't take petrol!!
You don’t wear flannelette do you? One bloke I know who’s a bit of a bogan wears flannies absolutely everywhere except Church…He wears flanny pyjamas too and sometimes I reckon he’s been too lazy to change out of ‘em and is just wearing ‘em during the day! : I’m thinking of getting one of those novelty latex hands and inserting some sort of hydraulic wrench device in it for dealing with the bonecrunchers. It will be fun watching Joe Macho wince in pain whilst refusing to concede that he’s been outdone!
Or bouncy 18 year old ‘independent women’ with personalised number plates like ‘BEC-85’ and R&B ringtones who probably watch Big Brother.
Personally I think you’d have to be a plonker to drive anything bigger than a sewing machine with petrol prices the way they are. I hear Janome overlockers are quite economical.
Glad my bike doesn't take petrol!!