Wha? Dood, I don�t get it.

Slavery? Dood, WTF is that? Wasn�t that where someone tried to tell some brothas what to do and they said �Hey man, lay off,� and so whitey said, �yo, that�s cool.�

Nazis? Dood, WTF are you talkin� about man? What war? WTF man, I mean, it was like, there was this really uncool Hitler guy, and he like, I dunno, he like tried to act all tough and take over half the world an� stuff and like, these peace protestors got together and had like this really big rally and so like this Hitler dood got really bummed out and said like, �hey you cats are really harshin� my gig� and so he went downstairs to like this big rec-room deal, like where he had one of those old time stereos with the big mushroom for a speaker and I think he didn�t even have a TV nor nothin� and he like, took a dirt nap man.

Then there were those Japanese cats, man, they were really being uncool, like flyin� around an� crashin� planes on people �n stuff, but like, the peace protestors said, �doods, cut it out man!� and so those cats said, �hey, ya know what? Anyway, we�d like rather draw these really cool cartoons with robots n� stuff than do this �take over the world� deal.� And so that was cool.

Communism? Dood, what�s wrong with that? Ya mean like, where everybody has everything they want and they all just sit around and nobody harshes their gigs nor nothin�? Dood, I mean like, sure, I heard that like some doods might�a got, like, killed or somethin� once, but ya know, it�s all good.