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Originally posted by BlackGriffen: God, I just realized that we have a fraternity in the White House. Bush is the popular kid, Rumsfeld is the bully, Ashcroft is the hyper religious guy and the control freak rolled in to one, and Powell is the guy they tolerate but don't really like. All we're missing is the keggar... Wait a minute, his daughters supply those!   Almost too true to be funny.
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And the liberals are the kids that got picked on since they were children, always crying and complaining to the teacher when they didn't get their way.
In high school, the liberals were the ones whose parents called the principle and petitioned the school board when their kids were cut from athletic teams or spent the season(s) riding the bench.
In college, the liberals were the ones who couldn't get into a fraternity (or sorority), despite many attempts at rushing. They would then seek comfort in the school newspaper organization, where they'd be surrounded by others just like them. There they would band together and write bad stories about those popular folks on campus in a last-ditch attempt to salvage some self-respect.
Almost too true to be funny.