I heard anti war people all have sex with farm animals and cannot have children without birth defects. Also, they cut off the tongues of war-mongerers, hang them upside-down in the public market and bleed them to death.

Really, be careful about what you hear at those poetry readings. I hear most poets are a bunch of hot-headed ex-marines just looking for a reason to rip off the heads of those commie-lib pansy-a$$ peaceniks and poop down their throats.