Michael Moore vs. Ann Coulter: Who'd win in a fight?

Would Ann knock the wind out of Mike by slinging peroxide in his eyes with that bad dye job or would Mike sit on Ann?

Both options shouldn't knock mike..



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She'd gut him like a fish.

She's hot. I'd hit it.

Anne- She has pretty good sources, and her written reports can be on the money, but her vocal presentation is just SO annoying. I'd even say the same about Moore - just plain annoying.

I vote for locking them both up and throwing away the key.

'I wanna be black' by Lou Reed

I wanna be black
Have natural rhythm
Shoot twenty feet of jizm, too
and **** up the Jews

I wanna be black
I wanna be a Panther
Have a girlfriend named Samantha
And have a stable of foxy whores

Oh I wanna be black

I don't wanna be a ****ed up, middle class,
college student anymore
I just want to have a stable of foxy little whores

Yeah, yeah I wanna be black
Oh, I wanna be black
Yeah, yeah I wanna be black

I wanna be black
I wanna be like Martin Luther King
and get myself shot in spring
And lead a whole generation too
And **** up the Jews
(**** up the Jews)

I wanna be black,
I wanna be like Malcolm X
and cast a hex over President Kennedy's tomb
And have a big prick, too
(have a big prick too)

I don't wanna be a ****ed up, middle class,
college student anymore
I just want to have a stable of foxy little whores
(foxy whores)
Yeah, yeah I wanna be black (repeat to fade)

What the?!

He's trying to hijack this thread.

Back on topic...

Would Michael Moore actually have to sit on Ann Coulter or would his body odor be enough to knock her out?

Are we talking about some pro wrestilng match or an abandoned parking lot fight?

Ann would kick him right in his big fat nasty "fictitious" nut sack.

With all of Mike's body fat, I don't think Ann could find it - or Mike for that matter.

If Mike has a fictitious scrotum, does that mean that Ann has fictitious breasts?

Doesn't matter. As long as they both die, it's fine with me.

Aha! Soccer!!

I was of course satirizing Moore and his acolytes

Nah, only fans and store windows die in a soccer match.

Well, if it's fans of Moore and Coulter who die and store windows with their books inside destroyed, that's half a victory for the rest of us.

agreed, he'd be a goner.. the stupid white man can't handle Ann coulter.

We'd need inspections to make sure Moore isn't hiding chemical weapons, he could have loaded up on bean burritos before the matchup.

The easiest way for Anne to win would be to just run around for about 5 minutes.

Of course, this would never happen, because Moore doesn't believe in violence, right?

I think if these two ever met face to face you would see a similar result to combining matter and anti-matter. They would simply annihilate each other and a 20 block radius around them.

Yeah, Ann coulter would definitely win.





Probably. Unless it's agains the US, then "OK".

[Way off topic: Where does the period go when quotes are involved? Ex: "OK." or "OK". And are there rules about this?]

I always thought it was "OK." (the puncuation within the quotes)

Sombody has to forward this thread as a suggestion to the producers of Celebrity Death Match.