It's not just that their newsbabes are hot, but their newsbabes are also patriotic and have personality, so people just connect if you know what I mean.

I think FOXNews's graphics happen to be better than any other network too. For example, check-out that purple glowy thing next to Laurie. Pretty sweet.



Plus it doesn't hurt that FOX also won the contracts to carry NFL, MLB, and NASCAR, while ABC, for example, carries iceskating, golf, and the NBA. Not that there is anything wrong with men iceskaters or watching a bunch of guys whack their little white balls around, but there's nothing more American for Americans than football, baseball, and stock car racing.