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Why did Saddam kill all his wives???
Because when he spreads all theirs legs all he saw was Bush.
(yeah yeah cheap joke i know... )
(yeah yeah cheap joke i know... )
Ok, I got one.
Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the
United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every
building and home was a banner."
"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
"I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a
dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever;
totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large
residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over
every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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Originally posted by Zimphire: Ok, I got one. Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner." "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush. "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator. "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner." "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam. "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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Originally posted by Zimphire: Ok, I got one. Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner." "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush. "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator. "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner." "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam. "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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LOL!
q: Why did Saddam kill all his wives?
a: He didn't. He's already with his 72 virgins.
a: He didn't. He's already with his 72 virgins.
