Why did Saddam kill all his wives???

#1 Thu, 3 Apr 2003 - 04:13

Because when he spreads all theirs legs all he saw was Bush.

(yeah yeah cheap joke i know... )

#2 Thu, 3 Apr 2003 - 10:09

Ok, I got one.

Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the
United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every
building and home was a banner."
"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
"I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a
dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever;
totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large
residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over
every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."

#3 Thu, 3 Apr 2003 - 10:12

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Originally posted by Zimphire:

Ok, I got one.

Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the
United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every
building and home was a banner."
"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
"I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a
dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever;
totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large
residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over
every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."

#4 Thu, 3 Apr 2003 - 11:30

Quote:

LOL!

#5 Thu, 3 Apr 2003 - 11:40

q: Why did Saddam kill all his wives?

a: He didn't. He's already with his 72 virgins.

#6 Thu, 3 Apr 2003 - 11:48