BAGHDAD (CNN) -- Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, or a man who looked like him, on Friday urged Iraqis to fight U.S. and British troops "with what you have available" and promised they would be victorious.

Life has gotten so ... surreal. Try to think of a time when a news story had to say "or a man who looked like him" in reference to a TV address by the head of a nation (for now, at least) -- and it made perfect sense in the context of the report.