After a fierce round of bombing, one of Saddam's senior officers rounds-up all the Saddam lookalikes.

"We've got some good news and some bad news" he tells them. There is a murmur of anxiety as the lookalikes think they might suddenly be out of a job.

"The good news is: our glorious leader is alive!" The lookalikes sigh with relief.

"The bad news is: he's lost an arm..."