I knew this guy once who spewed from having a girl sit on his lap at a party. he freaked out and ran away, and everyone at the party got a kick out of the spot on the girls dress.

The next day, at football practice, the guy assumed that everyone had heard about it. So he starts off football practice by explaining to everyone what happened and how it was something natural that could happen to everyone and blah blah blah blah blah.

Everyone called him Shooter for the rest of his high school career.

I know this other guy who admits to having prematurely ejaculated just from dancing with girls. He said that once he creamed himself just watching a Spice Girls video. We call him Boner.

Personally, I found this bizarre. You would think that someone with that much built up baby batter would be whacking it enough to avoid such mishaps. I don't claim to be a marathoner or anything, but the idea of finishing before starting is just bizarre to me.