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Summer Flings
Hi,
I don't know what to make of these new G5 rumors. Do I have to get a new mac this summer? That's what I'm guessing. The new iPods are awesome, but I hear the battery power sucks sweat off my balls, so I'm gonna keep the one I've got.
Hey guys, the season of summer is here! You're probably like me and your velour tracksuits are getting worn less as the sun climbs in the sky. Besides, J-Lo has Ben wearing them now, too - so it's for the best that everyone trade them in, says me. I found another pair of Yoshi Yamamoto Adidas and I'm scoring the ladies better than Ben could any day of the week, now with my dogs in three different Yoshi flavors as my mood goes. My sweaty skin is sticking to the hot car vinyl in that sweet way when I'm rocking the car with a lady. Donuts stay fresher longer when I go on long drives, and I don't mind that the chocolate melts, either. Summer.
Which means three things. The state fair, corn dogs and ice cold root beer. That's one thing, so don't be a dumbass and say I said five things later. Have you ever had cheese whiz on a corn dog? With bacon? I did that last Thursday, it was serendipity. That's not one of the three things either, I'm just sharing on the same tangent, because corn dogs are as close to donut glory as it comes, and I figure you're all as interested as I am. Okay, next: another new awful Radiohead album. It will surely suck when compared to the next Oasis album, so why do they even bother. That Thom Yorke is so ugly. One single Gallagher brother eyebrow could wrestle that skinny elf to the ground. And, lastly, the summer flings.
You mac guys dig dating strippers? Sometimes it works, but man they are tight with money and some of them don't touch donuts without taking a finger to their throat later. I guess the good thing is that anorexics have great gag reflex control. Darlene works at the Peel and Eat Shrimp Factory and looks like that chic on Buffy, Willow. That's cool. Anyhow, she's got an iPod, too. All she has on it is The Cure. That's some pretty strange 80's music for a girl in 2003, but not for a someone as emo as her. Wait, she does have Cameltoe by Fannypack, to practice to, which rocks. I'm working on my own breakdancing shimmy to that one. Anyhow, I'm not answering her calls anymore. There's Wendy. I don't know much about her except that she admired my Yoshi's and my car, and so that proves she has taste. I bet she's like a new G5 if I got one.
Here's to the flings of summer!
Sincerely,
Fat Barry
I don't know what to make of these new G5 rumors. Do I have to get a new mac this summer? That's what I'm guessing. The new iPods are awesome, but I hear the battery power sucks sweat off my balls, so I'm gonna keep the one I've got.
Hey guys, the season of summer is here! You're probably like me and your velour tracksuits are getting worn less as the sun climbs in the sky. Besides, J-Lo has Ben wearing them now, too - so it's for the best that everyone trade them in, says me. I found another pair of Yoshi Yamamoto Adidas and I'm scoring the ladies better than Ben could any day of the week, now with my dogs in three different Yoshi flavors as my mood goes. My sweaty skin is sticking to the hot car vinyl in that sweet way when I'm rocking the car with a lady. Donuts stay fresher longer when I go on long drives, and I don't mind that the chocolate melts, either. Summer.
Which means three things. The state fair, corn dogs and ice cold root beer. That's one thing, so don't be a dumbass and say I said five things later. Have you ever had cheese whiz on a corn dog? With bacon? I did that last Thursday, it was serendipity. That's not one of the three things either, I'm just sharing on the same tangent, because corn dogs are as close to donut glory as it comes, and I figure you're all as interested as I am. Okay, next: another new awful Radiohead album. It will surely suck when compared to the next Oasis album, so why do they even bother. That Thom Yorke is so ugly. One single Gallagher brother eyebrow could wrestle that skinny elf to the ground. And, lastly, the summer flings.
You mac guys dig dating strippers? Sometimes it works, but man they are tight with money and some of them don't touch donuts without taking a finger to their throat later. I guess the good thing is that anorexics have great gag reflex control. Darlene works at the Peel and Eat Shrimp Factory and looks like that chic on Buffy, Willow. That's cool. Anyhow, she's got an iPod, too. All she has on it is The Cure. That's some pretty strange 80's music for a girl in 2003, but not for a someone as emo as her. Wait, she does have Cameltoe by Fannypack, to practice to, which rocks. I'm working on my own breakdancing shimmy to that one. Anyhow, I'm not answering her calls anymore. There's Wendy. I don't know much about her except that she admired my Yoshi's and my car, and so that proves she has taste. I bet she's like a new G5 if I got one.
Here's to the flings of summer!
Sincerely,
Fat Barry
im just representing in a fat barry thread. i have nothing to add to the genius already presented.
Okay, someone had to post it:
MikeM
MikeM
I just smiled.
Fantastic.
And the way Krispy Kreme just gives out totally free sample donuts if you're waiting in line for even half a minute...
And the way Krispy Kreme just gives out totally free sample donuts if you're waiting in line for even half a minute...
and I thought this was gonna be just another boring day...
Here�s to the crazy ones.
__The misfits.
____The rebels.
______The troublemakers.
________The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They�re not fond of rules.
____ And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,
____ disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can�t do is ignore them.
______Because they change things.
_
They invent.____They imagine.____They heal.
__They explore.____They create.____They inspire.
____They push the human race forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that�s never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make tools for these kinds of people.
_
While some see them as the crazy ones,
___we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, are the ones who do.
__The misfits.
____The rebels.
______The troublemakers.
________The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They�re not fond of rules.
____ And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,
____ disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can�t do is ignore them.
______Because they change things.
_
They invent.____They imagine.____They heal.
__They explore.____They create.____They inspire.
____They push the human race forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that�s never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make tools for these kinds of people.
_
While some see them as the crazy ones,
___we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, are the ones who do.
reminds me of macnn circa 2001...
mmm...doughnuts
mmm...doughnuts
Hahaha, you need shoes and a car and money to score with strippers!!
Fat Barry doesn't need anything.
Eating corn dogs, dating strippers, and preferring Oasis to Radiohead. Wow, it's an entire litany of trashy taste!
I move that the lounge hereby observe June 16, 2003 as Velour Jumpsuit Day.
All in favor, say doughnut.
CV
All in favor, say doughnut.
CV
Doughnut !
Class act.
Best Fat Barry since forever! Here's to summer flings and donuts!
Happy monday. Fat Barry pops in. Dispenses wisdom, wit. Pops out.
Smoove...
Smoove...
sweet. 
Corn dogs, donuts, and strippers. So, whens the cardio coming over?
I prolly shouldn't read any more Fat Barry posts at work. I been turning heads with my uncontrollable laughter 
Fat Berry pulls all the old MacNNers out of the wood work, I thought some of you guys were MIA.
Dough-nut
Can we get a doughnut "Instant Smiley"? Perhaps to replace one of the underused ones....
to Fat Barry posts. All 21.
to Fat Barry posts. All 21.
Pure Poetry Fat Man.
Can't speak for the stripper dating or doughnuts, but summer flings are coming thick and fast. Sunshine...
Can't speak for the stripper dating or doughnuts, but summer flings are coming thick and fast. Sunshine...
Summer r0X0rz, if only it would stop raining.
2001++
2001++
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Originally posted by ringo: Summer r0X0rz, if only it would stop raining. 2001++
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Raining? It doesn't rain in the summer, only in the winter. Spring and Summer are when everything dries out and dies. Geez, you'd think people would get something as basic as seasons...
Last summer, I had a rubber band, and accidentally flung it in someone's eye.
Does that count?
Does that count?
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Originally posted by ringo: Summer r0X0rz, if only it would stop raining. |
No kidding, it's been nasty here for awhile. Which was just fine for me and my mouth full of stitches... wisdom teeth removal is not a barrel of monkeys.
And summer flings don't seem do-able when your mouth feels the size of Arkansas. I even missed a wedding dance I was invited to by a very... how shall I say... well, a very wonderful girl I know, who was thankfully not the bride.
Nor was she a stripper. And I don't think there was a donut wedding cake, either, though that would be neat...
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Originally posted by Ken Masters: Last summer, I had a rubber band, and accidentally flung it in someone's eye. Does that count?
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Were you stretchin' out in that Rubber Band? With-ah, Bootsy baby? (note the sig)
"Doughnut"
Why is it not "Duff-nut"?
Also, I knew plenty of strippers that were both; into "Duff-nuts" and free with their (copious) cash.. They often need something to offset the "Coke Skinnies", plus I haven't met a single one that didn't puff, and therefore get extravagant munchies..
Fat Barry, Fat Barry... Wherefore art thou?
Why is it not "Duff-nut"?
Also, I knew plenty of strippers that were both; into "Duff-nuts" and free with their (copious) cash.. They often need something to offset the "Coke Skinnies", plus I haven't met a single one that didn't puff, and therefore get extravagant munchies..
Fat Barry, Fat Barry... Wherefore art thou?