Fart BOMB!

One time when I was about 12 - 13 yrs old I had these neat 'cannister' thing, it was a clear plastic tube with two white endcaps that fit VERY snugly on the ends of it. Well, I don't know why, but I had to fart REALLY bad, so I popped open one side of it and held it up to my ass and farted RIGHT in the tube. I then capped it, and threw it in my closet.

A few weeks later, my friend Tony came over. I saw the tube in my closet and told him that I'm going to sell 'perfume' to people at school, and explained how I put air freshener in the tube, and it stayed 'smelling good' until you opened it. I told him it was a kind of faint smell, so he should breathe in deep. So he took the tube, opened it up, stuck his nose up to the tube and took this HUGE sniff, then his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he started gagging.

IT WAS HIL-ARIOUS! Bhahahahah I still laugh about that.

- Ca$h