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Post #15 by Dogma
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So, yer god fella there, he's like putting the english on an island cos they're stupid or something, right?

Kinda like, ha ha, living on an island, that's where stupid people should live?

Like, those stupid englishmen, and scotsmen, and welshmen, and irish, and sicilians, and kiwis, and mauritians! Imagine being so stupid they got plonked on an island!



It's funny how yer person who made this site seems to have adopted the language of the idiots so poorly. (Hey I'm not saying I'm great, but I am an idiot after all)

That said, having moved to england not so long ago, I have noticed that the council guys south of the border have a strange predeliction with roundabouts, and "traffic calming" measures, and "escape lanes" (whatever the hell they are!), though silly council road features hardly requires that kind of hateful talk.

No-one PUT the english on an island, they bred here from Celtics, Picts, Germanics, Galls, Vikings, Romans and the likes over several thousand years (read Welsh/Irish, Scots, Germans, French, Scandinavians, Italians) to do all the silly work that no-one else wants to do, like experiment with monarchies, invent tennis, drink bitter and eat jellied eels - and that's why they're so dumb! I mean, these guys were picking up bits of mud for the Celts houses for thousands of years until the Romans came along and told them to build lots of very straight roads (The Romans had bigger whips than the Celts).

That last bit was a joke BTW, with a slight basis in truth, but we're not gonna go into the entire history of the British Isles at this moment are we?
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