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Talk Like a Pirate Day is Today!

MacNN Software 20 posts Sep 19, 2003 to Sep 19, 2004
Yeah, my team sucks, but at least we've got a spiffy new stadium! Three Rivers was a dump!

Oh, you meant one of those other pirates... well, shiver me timbers (or something)...
If you have children and they watch a cable channel called 'Noggin', you will appreciate this Tweenies tune:

Ahoy there me hearties, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy
We're here for parties ahoy, ahoy, ahoy
"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

"You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"

"Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"

"Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

"WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"

"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."

"Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

"So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"

"Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)

"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"

...and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...

"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
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Originally posted by manofsteal:
"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

"Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"


Hilarious .. I can use two of the three ... hahaha .. I need a parrot

Arrr, There's Bill Gates, Let's do 'em the dirty...
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