Self perpetuation

Define "Self Perpetuation"

deep down inside every man woman, and sometimes chid, is the fundimentle Idea of God. And in most cases the fundimental idea of self perpetuating. Take a guess...

self perpetuation, yes. i perpetuate. me. again.
daily, or not; has no meaning, or does. i think we know the definition.

cheers, se�or Commercial

Self perpetuation???!!!

On this board... WE OBAY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!

Hmm... heading for the ignore list with only 16 posts, of which I have seen only two.

I can't explain it, but I've been waiting for thread to come along where I could use the following phrases.

To answer you question maroma, he's talking about:

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Having a session with the wise master

Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower

Memory Bank Spank

Getting jiggy with it

Cleaning the snorkel

Mugging the Kojak Doll

Giving flipper a backrub

Making pudding'

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Making sewer babies

Dating the palm sisters

Cocking the Gun

Filling up the belly button well

Conditioning the leather

Rubbing one off

Satisfying King Solomon

Inflating the Zeppelin

Massaging the Marrionette, no strings attached

Extracting a core sample

Enforcing the "No Fly Zone"

Digital Manipulation of the Coital Apparatus

Testing out the magic love wand

The Rise and Fall of Peter the Great

Firing the Surgeon General

Squeaky the squirrel

Taking Herman to the circus

Freeing the soldiers of love

Boobytrapping a toilet seat

Galloping the lizard

Five finger boogie on the blue vein

Tickling little Tommy behind the ear

Walking the one eyed dog

Making gravy

Humping the old hand

Greasing The Baseball Bat

One man tug of War

Hang The Hamster

5 Digit Disco

Rocking the lil' man in the boat

The disappearing cigar trick

Male polishing the stinger

Checking the tweeters

Shaking hands with the wife's wedding present

Launching the heat seeking moisture missile

Filleting the trouser trout

Jerking my johnson

Lathering the Latin love lance

Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior

Spew from the column of delight

Honking bobo

Riding the one eyed wonder horse

Saying hello to my little friend

Prostate Maintenance

Honking the burrito

Pickle dancing

Skipping rocks off the lake of love

Shaving the cucumber

Faxing a hard copy to the Castro

Walking the dog

Using the Force

Flogging the dolphin

Whipping up some baby batter

Feeding your trouser-mouse

Jolting the bean

**** the cannon

Supply and Demand

Putting mayo on the knuckle sandwich

Doing the hand-jive

Firing the photon torpedoes

Shooting putty at the moon

The sperm manicure

Putting the dog's eye out

Rubbing the nub

Saying hi to big Jim and the twins

Verifying your manhood

Worshiping the fist prince

Yanking the penal cord

Flushing babies

The two fisted monkey slap

The blob blaster

Spewing crude

Wank your crank

Skanking the pickle

Smacking the pudge

Unrolling the turtle neck

Unsheathing the shlong

Shining the helmet

Dressing up like the mail man

Spit shining the trophy

Making love with miss Right

Spin the humming top

Letting off a few wrist rockets

Freeing the Willies

Petting the Parrot

Punching the Munchkin

Spanking the Monkey

Slapping the Salami

Choking the Chicken

Caressing the Cucumber

Doing the Mighty Wang Chung

Shining the Shaft

Tweaking the Totem Pole

Lubricating the Piston

Beating the Meat

Arming the Torpedo

Playing One Arm Bandit

Playing One Eyed Bandit

Playing the Skin Flute

Fondling the Fountain

Churning Butter

It's the Middle School Rodeo

Knuckle Shuffle on the Piss Pump

Gushing the Geyser

Milking the Heifer

Squeezing the Squirrel

Jerking Off

Pulling the Pud

Pulling a Pee-Wee

Going Blind

Growing Hair on the Palms

Waxing the Dolphin

Beating the Bishop

Jerking the Gherkin

Whacking Off

Pounding the Pepperoni

Cleaning the Canoli

Special Saucing the Big Mac

Fondling the Fahita

Banging the Burrito

Heisting the Jewels

Hustling the Hog

Waxing the T-Bird

Polishing the Rocket

Getting Your Pole Varnished

Chaffing the chimp

Making the Meat-Whistle

Torching the Taliwacker

Giving it a Tug

Shaking Hands with the Unemployed

Beating the boner

Handling the hard on

Yanking your chain

Sanding the woody

Lubricating the love stick

Sharpening the pencil

Tickling old one-eye

Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries

Grabbing the grouse

Spackling the ceiling

Bopping the baloney

Pumping the gas

Draining the main vein

Worshiping the finger prince

Pumping the revolver

Shooting the 6 shooter

Polishing the family jewels

Waxing your Rocket

Spilling milk

Working the glue stick

Pleasing the turtle

Playing "hookey"

Walking the bearded one-eyed love dog

Beating the piss outta my best friend

Making a knuckle hot dog

Cuffing the carrot

Chugging the choo-choo

Making "Love" in the hand

Squeezing the cream out of the flesh Twinkie(tm)

Making Johnny Walker red

Playing Rumple Foreskin

Wrestling the Bald Headed Champ

Punching the Clown

Plucking the duck

Choking the snake

Tugging the Tapioca Tube

Getting to be better friends with Willy

Stretching before strenuous exercise

Taming Goliath

Corralling the Tadpoles

Jacking my Mule

Flogging yer dummy

Roughing up the suspect ('Cause you know he's guilty)

Putting miles on your monkey

Getting a little off-hand

AWESOME, hehhehhe
I'll have to read all of these later, good job.

Having a Barclay's... (Barclay's Bank).

Having a wafty... (wafty crank).

Stuffin' yer puffin

Peelin' the pepperoni

Floggin' Man-o-war down the main stretch

Priming the special sauce machine

Getting a handle on the problem

Wrestling stretch armstrong

Tug of war with cyclops

Stretching the one eyed wonder worm

"I'm loving it" (TM)

Fighting the gilded dragon of pleasure for my five seconds of bliss

etc. etc.

wow, I have successfully brought the pervert out in all of us!

I'm a pervert!

Over on this side of the board, we obey the laws of spelling.

- proton

this dude jake used to call it "taking a break"
hence his nickname: Take-A-Break-Jake

More spelling critique i see, hmmmm

up late I see jamie

keeping it alive!

i miss mdnt commercial, a fail alter ego...