And to all you guys reacting like I kicked you in the nads when I posted a simple, value-free one-line question:

Thanks for (once again) proving my point - never argue with fundamentalists.

Above was the reason for breakup. Proof that I, in fact, adhered to and addressed the real intent of the thread. Look bro, you can BS a lot of folks here, but you cannot BS yourself. Not for a very long time anyway. Fun BS'n wit'cha though.