loosing virginity

i lost my virginity getting fisted by a horde of rabid gorillas while on holiday in tanzania. my a$$ still hurts now and then, but overall, good first experience i guess. next...

I guess you really did loose it then.

So how "loose" was she?

I always thought "tight" was better than "loose" when discussing this topic.

Sorry guys, tried to post a serious thread, guess i was wrong

meh, following stereotypes, most of the guys on here still haven't lost their virginity yet.

First you post things about sex in a computer forum and second:

loose:

Not taut, fixed, or rigid: a loose anchor line; a loose chair leg.

Free from confinement or imprisonment; unfettered: criminals loose in the neighborhood; dogs that are loose on the streets.

Not tight-fitting or tightly fitted: loose shoes.

You sure were.

Don't you think losing your virginity is a personal experience. How do you think the other person would feel about your sharing with millions of complete strangers the story of a profoundly personal subject? So personal that you "was literally shaking throughout the experience".

Man were you wrong.

I can understand that this is a sensitive subject and that some here will object on religious/ethical grounds, others because of shame and others because it is too personal for them. Others will lie about it and others mock others for supposed weaknesses in order to hide their own weaknesses.

FWIW: I was incredibly shy as a teenager and only lost my virginity when I was 20. Of course, I had to go and mess it up and sleep with her flatmate a couple of days later. Not very wise.

computer forum? i thought this was the lounge where many diverse subjects could be discussed!

as for loose/lose and other spelling and grammer...get over it cuz not everyone here uses english as a first language. go to a german forum and see how you make out.

That's grammar

Does it matter ? You don't even see these people...

That's not true. I know a good number of people on these forums.

Damn, I was about to jump on his spelling, but I see you guys already did a good job with that.

But you don't know the original poster, now do you?

No, but I would never post about things private to me on a forum with people I currently know or could possibly know in the future.

... especially when I work in the computer business. You would be amazed at the percentage of Mac developers that have frequented these forums.

Bad experience. Thought it was a person I loved and would spend the rest of my life with. Turns out I was wrong, now I just don't give a **** anymore.

I'm easy now. Thats changing in the new year.



Chris

I think it's your choice and that's perfectly ok.

it's about time... one more day left for losing your virginity in the Year 2003.

Or you can do it in 23:59..

Wow, some of you found this topic interesting, and some offending. Some enjoy correcting grammar and spelling and some enjoy sharing personal "anonymous" info. All gravy. I think that all I wanted to do was share something funny because we all have that experience to share. Or do we, i believe in the theory that we mock others to hide our own fears. And you know what? Thats fine too. We are all human beings, some with sexual problems, some with family problems, some with drug problems, and any other type of experiences, I'm sure we have all been through. If you find this thread offensive, then ignore it. If you find that it leeds you to reminisce about past experiences good and bad than thats good, we can't run from our past or it will smack us in the face. Thank you to those who have been honest, both supportive and non.

I loose a little piece more of it everyday...

I was 14 and she was 18, married but hated the block.... she pulled me into her bedroom and had her way with me.

My leg was going all over the place. What can I say, I was an animal... after a minute, I was spent.

Ah yes, the good old days!!!

She was 15, I was 16, in her (unlocked) bedroom with her parents, brother, sisters, and grandparents in the adjoining family room...

ha! i had whiskey dick.

Not doubting the validity of the story, but that sure sounds like a scene from American Pie (although I guess Rollingardener didn't lose his virginity till later)

Matt Fahrenbacher

Since I am also German I would probably do just fine

who?

The guy from Rookie of the year. His name in that movie wsa Rollingardener, and the Cubs coach always mispronounched it (like gardenhoser, hence my user name). I don't remember his name from AP or what his real name is.

Matt Fahrenbacher

We were both 16, and it happened in the woods behind my house, on a soft and comfy patch of moss.
It was incredibly exciting and scary and (in retrospect) rather comical. It was the first time for both of us, and nervousness and inexperience combined to make us pretty clumsy about the whole process.

I was 14 and my cat was 6

Still have the claw, then?

This reminds me of a very sick joke about sex, a hamster and why duct tape is needed.

:ucks::

I'm sorry to hear about your bad experience Chris. I trully hope that this will be a better year. Hopefully you will find that someone special.

...must now scrub mind's eye with steel wool

gah!

Damn horny rodents.

So true, and you don't even know what happened thereafter...

But let's not get into that.

Was he gentle?

All I remember for my first time was the rug burn... Yeeeeeeow.

Well, if I was in a German forum, I would want someone to correct my spelling and grammar. When I learn a new language, I generally want to improve. That means other people pointing out my mistakes. I would welcome it.

Speaking a foreign language is no excuse. We shouldn't let mistakes slide. Correct them, don't be an asshole about it, and move on. I don't see a problem in that.

Regardless, do you think all of the spelling and grammar mistakes in forums are a result of foreign posters? People are lazy and don't want to learn or improve. Spelling and grammar skills online are pathetic. It makes people appear stupid. Good communication skills allows you to get your point across more eloquently and often carries more influence.

Unfortunately, too many people online don't care anymore. If there are no "grammar police" around, we'll all be reduced to a series of grunts in a few decades.

I lost my virginity to the FireWire port on my Mac...

hayesk, your name isn't even in the english dictionary!

Thanks



Chris

I lost my virginity to the CD whole in my Windows XP CD...it was so shiny...I couldn't...control myself....SEXY SHINY CD!!!!! OH YESS OH YESSS!!!!!! OOHHH!!!! *orgasmic screams*

Well since everyone else is making up stories...

We were both 25, in an Italian bistro... she dragged me into a broom closet and we tore off each-other's close as if each of us were brand new iBooks... needless to say the start up noises soon brought us some unwanted attention and we were thrown out onto the street... we still talk sometimes... although we've taken to trying places other than restaurants

Close == clothes.

Making up stories? Just because you haven't yet, doesn't mean others haven't.

And if you're gonna make one up... make it younger than 25.

nice cypher

I disagree with hayesk completely. I think that if someone makes a spelling mistake, but you understand what they were trying to say, let it go. Some people are just too anal about things.

Yes, but the 'loose' as opposed to 'lose' mistake is a particular bugbear for many people, including myself.
Bad spelling reflects on the content of a post.

isnt the punch line to that something like :

so they dont explode.

i love that joke.

my loss story is a graphic tale my friends love to hear me tell at the bar. however many find it quite disturbing. to sum up: i was 15, she was 16. her "aunt flo" was visiting, nobody told me. i gasped in horror when the light was turned back on.

you can fill in the rest, i dont feel like getting banned today.