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If A Fellow MacNNer Were Famous

If A Fellow MacNNer Were Famous PowerPC 19 posts Dec 31, 2003 — Jan 1, 2004

#1 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 10:03

if a fellow MacNN lounger became famous... do you think if one of us came knocking at their mansion they would....

A) Sick their dogs on us and cackle as we ran away in a comical fashion.
B) Pretend they didn't know us.
C) Tell the pauperize that we were their new sex slave so they would hound us for days?
D) Invite us in and show off their new empty life of sex, drugs and many 0's
E) Offer us 100 dollars to go away and never come back.
F) pretend they weren't home
G) Same as D except if that person were me

#2 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 10:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
D) Invite us in and show off their new empty life of sex, drugs and many 0's

empty?

#3 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 10:13

Ok, so I broke my no SC posts because the title sounded interesting. Don't make me regret it.

1) do you know how to post a poll?

2) pauperize? Is that a new verb, to make someone a pauper? To make someone poor? What? Did you perhaps mean paparazzi?

3) When I get rich you can all visit. You can have elephant rides in the back yard, play flamingo croquet in the front yard, and I might even tell you where the good beer is.

When Philz gets rich, he will make anyone who visits dance for money. I can see this.

G4ME is wearing a tutu. It's very scary.

#4 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 10:18

when i get rich im gonna snort coke off a hookers ass in a overpriced las vegas hotel room after playing a million dollar hand of blackjack.

then im gonna go dance for phil. in my birthday suit. hes kinky like that.

#5 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 10:19

Quote:

Originally posted by scaught:
when i get rich im gonna snort coke off a hookers ass in a overpriced las vegas hotel room after playing a million dollar hand of blackjack.

then im gonna go dance for phil. in my birthday suit. hes kinky like that.

Too Much Information!

#6 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:18

We should rejoice with that person's success. I just hope that they would continue to post on the forum.

#7 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:21

I'll offer paid tours of my mansion, with special discounts for MacNN members. I'm like that, always a soft heart for friends

#8 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:24

wdlove, are you a real person? I know that you lose voice inflection and stuff via instant messages and forum posts... but you always seem to take things so seriously and sunshiney! Sometimes it's definitely a breath of fresh aire, but other times I worry about ya.

Matt Fahrenbacher

#9 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:24

Seeing that I am already famous, I can answer this easily...

I would allow anybody to come see my apartment and probably buy them dinner or something...

#10 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:27

Quote:

Originally posted by scaught:
when i get rich im gonna snort coke off a hookers ass in a overpriced las vegas hotel room after playing a million dollar hand of blackjack.

sounds like my last weekend except:

i smoked crack off a hooker's dead cat in a value priced Howard Johnson's after playing a W.I.C. check hand of craps.

#11 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:30

I guess it depends on how rich. I'm all up for a massive LAN party though... whenever I get good at Halo.

Matt Fahrenbacher

#12 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:35

Quote:

Originally posted by andi*pandi:
2) pauperize? Is that a new verb, to make someone a pauper? To make someone poor? What? Did you perhaps mean paparazzi?

Hey, at least he's using OS X's built-in spell-checker!

#13 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 11:51

Kelly Hogan was very famous. Used to preface any objection to his stupidity-inflicted rants with "Don't you know who I am?!"
Smart lad, that.

#14 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 13:21

i'd probably discontinue my association with crackwhores and move up to whores from the adds in the classifieds.

#15 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 15:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
if a fellow MacNN lounger became famous... do you think if one of us came knocking at their mansion they would....

A) Sick their dogs on us and cackle as we ran away in a comical fashion.
B) Pretend they didn't know us.
C) Tell the pauperize that we were their new sex slave so they would hound us for days?
D) Invite us in and show off their new empty life of sex, drugs and many 0's
E) Offer us 100 dollars to go away and never come back.
F) pretend they weren't home
G) Same as D except if that person were me

If I won the lottery and you showed up at my door, I'd give you money to get some english lessons.

Chris

#16 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 17:29

If I became rich, I'd buy up teh macnn and ban the lot of you in one foul swoop.

Nah, seriously, it'd depend which of you came a-knocking. Arguing on the interweb is fun and all, but I don't need anyone getting all up in my face when I can't just quit the program to be rid of you.

#17 Wed, 31 Dec 2003 - 17:43

I'd much rather be rich than famous. All glory is fleeting. With money, I'd buy a nice bunch of land in Arizona or someplace. Then I'd build a Taliesin-style home with a three-hundred-foot deep concrete bunker beneath it. It would be powered by hydrothermal energy.

I think that I was the only person in that whole theatre routin' for Gollum.

#18 Thu, 1 Jan 2004 - 11:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghoser777:
wdlove, are you a real person? I know that you lose voice inflection and stuff via instant messages and forum posts... but you always seem to take things so seriously and sunshiney! Sometimes it's definitely a breath of fresh aire, but other times I worry about ya.

Matt Fahrenbacher

I appreciate your concerns Matt.

#19 Thu, 1 Jan 2004 - 19:07

if i was famous, . then say the butler did it.

I took the liberty of editing out the rude, obnoxious, and utterly thoughtless comment you had in there.