(edited due to multiple personality disorder)

the hopeless nostalgic ...

"She can kill with a smile
she can wound with her eyes
she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
she only reveals what she wants you to see
she hides like a child
but she's always a woman to me."
She's always a woman / Billy Joel

and then, there's the hick in me who quotes this one ...

"... Find a nest in the hills
wanna chill like Flynt
buy an old drop-top ...
... Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away"
Cowboy / Kid Rock

when completely pissed ...

"Freedom of speech - that's the motherf*cking ******** - you say the wrong thing, they lock your ass up quick ..."
Freedom of speech / Bodycount & Ice T ... old school.