Well, I was taking a camping trip with some friends out in the outback, when I needed to go do a poo. I was like yeah, big deal, if nature calls, nature calls.

So I took some toilet paper, found somewhere remote and bend my knees to do a poo.
Crouching stationary there, I started to poo. Then something dumb strucked. The poo had reached the ground without even fully exiting yet.

What the????

So I stood up with my legs spread out wide, and pooed while standing up. Who would of known bush life would be so frustrating.

Learning from that experience, I will now dig a hole beforehand.