I admit nothing!

I'm saving myself I tell you!

Or... I haven't found the right girl...

Or... or... girls don't like me? They just want to be friends... they wouldn't want to ruin a friendship... sniffle... RUIN THE BLOODY FRIENDSHIP ALREADY JUST GET ME SOME ACTION!

I joke I kid, actually though I'm still waiting for the right relationship, I don't want to get emotionally involved in something that won't last.