I'm assuming that family and pets (yes...pets...I know, it's weird...especially on the lips...but I have...my poodle...I know...) don't count...

...what about "Spin the Bottle"?

If that doesn't count, then I am proud to say that I have never kissed a girl. Why am I not ashamed?



Please don't say, "Because you're gay," because that would be less than intelligent...or maybe even retarded!