To all the "Eww, gross"/ hit-it-with-a-baseball-bat posters:

Great sex does not require a partner that looks like she belongs on MTV....ugly people are having incredible sex, and you'll never know how freaky that girl with the pimples and the chubby legs that you know can be because you won't let yourself get past the wrapping paper.

That's a lot more pathetic than going out in public looking like this.