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Morgan Webb on Maxim

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#2 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 12:07 MacNN
must....resist....timeline.....
#3 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 12:15 MacNN
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Originally posted by starman:
must....resist....timeline.....
i'm sure that turtle asshole will post it for you
#4 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 12:21 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by philzilla:
i'm sure that turtle asshole will post it for you

Someone should turn him upside down, that'll make it difficult for him to type for a while.

#5 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 12:53 MacNN
hahha! I hadnt seen those yet. Uncomfortable indeed.
#6 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 13:03 MacNN
i'd hit it
#7 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 13:28 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by philzilla:
i'm sure that turtle asshole will post it for you


Dude, what was wrong with your breakfast ?

-t
#8 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 13:46 MacNN
What's with the VILE make-up job?

<gatekeeper>
Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul...
</gatekeeper>
#9 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 13:50 MacNN
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
<gatekeeper>
Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul...
</gatekeeper>

Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
#10 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:08 MacNN
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Originally posted by gatekeeper:
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?


He's referring to Sigourney Weaver's character in "Ghostbusters", who was known as the gatekeeper towards the end of the movie.
#11 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:19 MacNN
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Originally posted by suganutz2:
He's referring to Sigourney Weaver's character in "Ghostbusters", who was known as the gatekeeper towards the end of the movie.


If she's the gatekeeper, then I'll be the keymaster.
#12 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:22 MacNN
Poor you.

#13 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:36 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
What's with the VILE make-up job?

<gatekeeper>
Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul...
</gatekeeper>


Okay.... so she's a dog.
#14 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:42 MacNN
#15 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:55 MacNN
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Originally posted by The Mick:
If she's the gatekeeper, then I'll be the keymaster.


*LOL* nice
#16 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 14:57 MacNN
uhhh. she hot. got any n00ds...oh...wait...wrong forum.
#17 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 15:18 MacNN
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Originally posted by The Mick:
If she's the gatekeeper, then I'll be the keymaster.


Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
#18 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 16:14 MacNN
She's kind of scary.
#19 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 16:33 MacNN
I am not fond of her new hair color.



Ah... Much better.
#20 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 16:49 MacNN
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
She looks a tad uncomfortable and out of place in those pics.


I'd be happy to make her more comfortable.
#21 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 17:34 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
What's with the VILE make-up job?

<gatekeeper>
Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul...
</gatekeeper>


Nice. I'd roast in the depths of the Sloar to get some of that.

You will perish in flames!
#22 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 18:30 MacNN
Totally Hot.....
#23 Thu, 8 Jul 2004 - 23:47 MacNN
She's usually hot, but she looks weird in those pictures. Her cheek bones are really sunken...

Oh, fwiw, my dad's college room mate is Morgan Webb's dad Not that I've met her or anything :/

[EDIT]Apparently I can't tell the difference between past and present [/EDIT]

[EDIT #2]Well, maybe I can tell the difference between the two Gimme a break. It's 4:00 AM, and I'm very suggestible [/EDIT #2]
#24 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 - 01:38 MacNN
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Originally posted by hyperb0le:
Oh, fwiw, my dad's college room mate is Morgan Webb's dad


Your dad still goes to college ?
How long has he beein doing that

-t
#25 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 - 02:34 MacNN
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Originally posted by hyperb0le:
...
Oh, fwiw, my dad's college room mate was Morgan Webb's dad Not that I've met her or anything :/

[EDIT]Apparently I can't tell the difference between past and present [/EDIT]


No, turtle is wrong here, or is he not her dad anymore???
#26 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 - 02:44 MacNN
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Originally posted by PowerMacMan:
I am not fond of her new hair color.




wow. is she host of a tv show?

i've never seen it. can you download a show somewhere on the intarweb?
#27 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 - 02:54 MacNN
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Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
wow. is she host of a tv show?

i've never seen it. can you download a show somewhere on the intarweb?


She has been on TechTV (now called G4TechTV) for a long time. First, she was on a show called "The Screen Savers." Now she is the host of a video game show called "XPlay"
#28 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 - 02:59 MacNN
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Originally posted by badidea:
No, turtle is wrong here, or is he not her dad anymore???


Well, if he's still going to college, I doubt it

-t
#29 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 - 09:07 MacNN
Morgan looks like she's lost some weight!
#31 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 16:56 MacNN
Yeah the FHM pics look lots better, probably cuz they've been Photoshoped, I'd hit it under the influence.
#32 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:09 MacNN
cool.. what's next?

Quote:
Anything else you�d like to share with your new male fans?
Don�t look at my chest. Or at least pretend you�re not looking, �cause I can tell when you�re doing it.
#33 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:18 MacNN
She's not too bad. I mean, the video game hotness thing is a very good perk. Plus, she is quite attractive.
#34 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:28 MacNN
She was once a man, right? Seriously.. I'd first have to be blind before I'd hit that.
#35 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:28 MacNN
^^^ Opinions aside, I'm sure you'd throw her out of bed. rite?

I'm not one to usually say this, but she's got an unbelivable set of legs. (and judging by that black skirt pict, a hell of an ass too. ahem)

But unfortunately, seeing as TechTV is now past the point of no return, the Screen Savers has turned into a flaming shitfest (which was her original gig I believe), and her current show is just flat out stupid, she's retreated to the "hay guyz i have tits" routine.

It'll go to her head at some point, and that's when the nudes will start to arrive.



Hell, it's almost a formula.
#36 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:30 MacNN
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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
She was once a man, right? Seriously.. I'd first have to be blind before I'd hit that.


shes fugly.
#37 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:33 MacNN
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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
^^^ Opinions aside, I'm sure you'd throw her out of bed. rite?


She'd never get to my bed. I'm very particular about women.
#38 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:35 MacNN
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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
She'd never get to my bed. I'm very particular about women.
As am I. But you really just gotta let some things slide.

I guess this is where all the superior internet males and internet tough guys come out of the woodwork to proclaim their better tastes in women to make the rest of us feel like we now have rolemodels to admonish.
#39 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:44 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
She'd never get to my bed. I'm very particular about women.


And believe me, I'm sure she wouldn't jump into yours, either.
#40 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:48 MacNN
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Originally posted by starman:
And believe me, I'm sure she wouldn't jump into yours, either.


Why? Does being a commercial whore somehow make your sexier than regular old slobs? Rip your head away from the porn and you'll see the only difference between her and all the women who aren't idolized is a professional photographer, a makeup artist, and photoshop.
#41 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:53 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by CD Hanks:
As am I. But you really just gotta let some things slide.

I guess this is where all the superior internet males and internet tough guys come out of the woodwork to proclaim their better tastes in women to make the rest of us feel like we now have rolemodels to admonish.
why do you want to know if i have stairs in my house?
#42 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:54 MacNN
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Originally posted by fireside:
why do you want to know if i have stairs in my house?
In your case, it no longer matters.
#43 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:11 MacNN
He actually found the robots AYBABTU wannabe funny.
#44 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:12 MacNN
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Originally posted by ambush:
He actually found the robots AYBABTU wannabe funny.
what
#45 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:18 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by CD Hanks:
what


We are here to protect you

space has a terrible power.

I push bread down their throat.... shoving is the answer


we are here to protect you...

do you have stairs in your house?

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.html
#46 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:42 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by CD Hanks:
In your case, it no longer matters.
so its one of those "if you have you ask you wouldn't understand" kinda things?
#47 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:48 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by ambush:
We are here to protect you

space has a terrible power.

I push bread down their throat.... shoving is the answer


we are here to protect you...

do you have stairs in your house?

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.html
Right, but without the correct answer...you get the idea.
Quote:
Originally posted by fireside:
so its one of those "if you have you ask you wouldn't understand" kinda things?
Precisely.
#48 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:54 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by CD Hanks:
Precisely.
damnit. i hate that kinda crap.
#49 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 01:04 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Why? Does being a commercial whore somehow make your sexier than regular old slobs? Rip your head away from the porn and you'll see the only difference between her and all the women who aren't idolized is a professional photographer, a makeup artist, and photoshop.


Ok, so I've been watching her on TechTV for THREE YEARS and all of a sudden she's a whore? Seriously, if I had what she did, I'd make a few bucks off it myself.

Mike
#50 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 01:19 MacNN
Quote:
Originally posted by starman:
Ok, so I've been watching her on TechTV for THREE YEARS and all of a sudden she's a whore? Seriously, if I had what she did, I'd make a few bucks off it myself.

Mike


Yes, when you do maxim and other "mens" magazines you're pretty much a commercial whore. One step on a slippery slope at least.

Hey, I bet you already have a mannish face and shoulders. Boob-job and some makeup and you're there.

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