A few more:

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.