As much fun as it is to bag on Canada, I'm pretty sure the average level of stupidity in the US far exceeds the average level up north. Just think of the entire southern section of our fine nation.... surely it brings down the extremely high average that my intelligence solely manages to maintain.

But last time I went there, I was a bit dismayed at their inability to properly package crackers in suitable size containers. Every box was super tiny. If i wanted to buy the biggest box of Wheat Thins, and get 3.5 per box...