My grandfather used to use superglue for this very purpose; he, like this woman, had fissures in the skin on his feet and he would superglue them back together. No, I'm not kidding. I don't know if he does anymore, or if he uses something like this instead.

That said, there should be a better warning, I suppose. Yes, it's common sense that this stuff would be sticky, but I can imagine parents using this stuff on kids who might now know any better.

The McDonald's suit was ridiculous. There is no mention of a suit for this case, but it would have somewhat more merit.