I was just wondering...

If someone held you up at gunpoint, and demanded that you either devour a bowl of ear wax or a bowl of dried nasal mucus (boogers)...which would you choose?

Personally, I'd go with the bowl of boogers. My sister used to find them tasty. They are a bit salty and flavorful, while ear wax is just...so waxy. I wouldn't want something with such a weird texture going down my throat. Boogers are more like salted raisins...