Here, I finished up the re-branding campaign ...
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Originally Posted by by some marketing floozie
Now introducing: The all-new (speak: "re-packaged") Macrobe (alternatively: "Adodia") CSS ("CrapSuiteSquared"), consisting of: - Macrobe Photoworks
- Macrobe Freelustrator
- Macrobe InPage
- Macrobe GoWeaver
- Macrobe Flacrobat
- ... Plus, the exclusive, brand-spanking-new, Macrobe R.O.A.C.H. (Retina-scanning Online Activation Control Hermaphrodite)*
*- Macrobe CSS requires activation each time you wish to use any of the included applications. Usage patterns as well as personal data (including but not restricted to the name of your pet and prefered brand of bathroom tissue) will be stored on our servers and shared with members of the C.R.A.P. network (Council for Re-distribution of All Personal data) to provide you with exclusive offers that will make your professional life even more difficult. Extended use of Macrobe R.O.A.C.H. may liquify your retina. Exercise caution.
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Argh - this crap just makes me want to puke ...
