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Hot babes on grass! (Wimbledon pics!)

MacNN Troubleshooting 50 posts Jun 23, 2005 to Jul 11, 2005
That 1st chick is going to need a tork wrench to undress if she keeps adding "hardware"...


"Yes, I now remember, I actually did put money in the parking meter!"...




"Dang this elbow!, ok, a little help here!, I'm stuck like this. Hello? anyone there? You ball-boy, I wonder why they can't hear me?... oh, must be this arm in my mouth..."
Man, I thought this would be a centerfold spread from High Times
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Originally Posted by budster101
"Dang this elbow!, ok, a little help here!, I'm stuck like this. Hello? anyone there? You ball-boy, I wonder why they can't hear me?... oh, must be this arm in my mouth..."




"Who is she calling me a ball boy? I think I'll just stand here looking all hardcore and watch her agonize and eat her elbow."
this thread is worthless without grunts.
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Originally Posted by amsalpemkcus

I hope they never put her in one of these

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Originally Posted by scaught
this thread is worthless without grunts.

"but them grunts hurt my ears"
He he he... grunts...
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Originally Posted by amsalpemkcus
Is she hot or is she just hot?? Gives me that hot chilly feeling! lol!

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Go baby!
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clicky for more pics here
http://www.wimbledon.org/en_GB/news...9447325244.html



i am shocked you didn't post a picture of federer with his shirt off.
I would consider all of them to be very athletic looking.
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Originally Posted by ManOfSteal
That 1st chick is going to need a tork wrench to undress if she keeps adding "hardware"...

Heh, I actually like the "hardware" on her. I mean, she's cute, but the hardware gives her a little extra that makes her stand out a bit more. If you ask me, stand out in a good way
This thread is underwhelming.


If only the internet had grunt-o-vision.


lol...I'm convinced, Mauresmo is a man.
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Originally Posted by ajprice


If only the internet had grunt-o-vision.



You mean Scratch'n'Snif?
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Originally Posted by nredman
i am shocked you didn't post a picture of federer with his shirt off.






Happy now? Its the best i could find, dude.
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Originally Posted by Mithras
Man, I thought this would be a centerfold spread from High Times



hmmm...
I love tennis.
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Originally Posted by amsalpemkcus




Happy now? Its the best i could find, dude.



haha, kind of funny...anyways i just had to give you some crap
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Originally Posted by jamil5454
I love tennis.


Yeah...

There's that "je-ne-sais-quoi" about it.

This thread is worthy.
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Originally Posted by SimpleLife
Yeah...

There's that "je-ne-sais-quoi" about it./QUOTE]Oh I do INDEED know what it about her...!

[quote=E's Lil Theorem]Heh, I actually like the "hardware" on her. I mean, she's cute, but the hardware gives her a little extra that makes her stand out a bit more. If you ask me, stand out in a good way
That's called "edge," as in "she has an edgy look." And she does. Cute but with some "interesting" modifications means she's definitely worth looking at. But wouldn't all the silver tinkling around her ears distract her on the court? It would sure distract me in the stands!
Uhh...that's a big picture, man.

Maury
amsalpemkcus: I can't see what you posted. Can you please try again, and possibly make it bigger? Thanks.
Paging tooki on aisle 4...
Uh oh, someone posted a pic bigger than 20 x 20 millimeters... someone's pussy is going to start hurting...
nice acne on the shoulder there...this thread is now dead
nope
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Originally Posted by nredman
nice acne on the shoulder there...this thread is now dead


Revived by a loose nip!
She may have acne on the shoulders (steroids anyone?) but she does have wonderful teeth!
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Originally Posted by scaught
this thread is worthless without grunts.


Here's a local journalists opinion of all the grunting going on.

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THE FLINT JOURNAL FIRST EDITION
Monday, June 27, 2005
By Andrew Heller
JOURNAL COLUMNIST

"Today I thought "

"HRRRRGH!"

" I would write about "

"HIYAAAAAA!"

" an issue that is "

"GRRUUUUNT!"

" shaking up the world of tennis.

Specifically, grunting.

Last week, during the opening days of Wimbledon "

"HEEEEK!"

" the prestigious and ever-so-proper tournament in England "

"AARRGGH!"

" a referee caused a jolly good controversy when he said "

"WHEEEF!"

" Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova and other female players should knock off the rather unstately vocalizations every time they smack the ball. Honestly, I can see why the referee objects, seeing as how watching a tennis match when one of those two is playing is like being inside "

"HrrrrrOOOF!"

" a birthing unit at delivery time. And listening to them play one another, well, is like "

"WHUF!"

"OOOOF!"

" listening to the soundtrack of "Fight Club." Now, I liked "Fight Club." But, still, grunting and white skirts just don't go together. The referee in question says grunters not only disturb the genteel, strawberry-strewn atmosphere of Wimbledon but "

"URRRRRRR!"

" throw nongrunters off their games. I don't know about that. If someone's game is thrown off by a little grunting he probably doesn't have much game to begin with.

"EYIIIIIIII!"

But I do agree on the unseemliness of it. Especially for women players. For some reason it doesn't bother me when male tennis players let loose an occasional hrrrp, bark, yawp or grunt while playing. But I hate it when the women do it, especially since they do it every single time they strike the ball. I guess that makes me a "

"GRRRUPP!"

" huge, oinking, sweating, chauvinist swine. But I'm sorry. For a hundred years women tennis players have managed to exert themselves at the game without sounding as if they were being slugged in the stomach. And I figure they can do it now, too.

"EEEYARR!"

Besides, what if it spreads, as trends in sports tend to do? What if women in other sports adopt the grunt and all of a sudden a golf match sounds like "

"HRRRGH!"

" the seal exhibit at the zoo? And what happens if it spills over to men's sports? And from there over to real life?

"AAAARRR!"

Can you imagine Power Point presentations punctuated with grunts and groans? Can you imagine the plumber underneath your sink announcing his victory over that rusted, stubborn nut with a loud, groaning "IRRRFFFF!"? How about your wife, daughter, husband or son sounding as if they're coughing up a furball every time they lift a fork?

Think you'd like that?

"GRUHWOOF!"

I didn't think so.

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Originally Posted by nredman
thought i'd share this with you guys...its from the local rock station. scroll down for a mp3/wav of maria grunting/moaning - the dj's were loving it on the radio the other day you can listen to that on podcast

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/...ast?id=73801607
(june 28th podcast)

the second grunt/moan is my favorite.

http://93x.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID...PT=ms&HSPT=bits

Probably that DJ is a fat slob that hasn't tried an explosive sport ever.
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Originally Posted by The Godfather
Probably that DJ is a fat slob that hasn't tried an explosive sport ever.


actually i dont think they are fat slobs but okay
Nice titties. er. Nice title.
OT: Another person from Flint? I didn't think anybody here knew what a computer was!
Not from Flint. Durand, which is about 15 miles West of Flint.

But I have worked many years in Flint.

Can you actually buy computers in the city limits of Flint? I can't think of any place off the top of my head except maybe U of M's campus.
Maria's 18. Of course she'll have the stray hormonal imbalance every now and then. All teenagers do.
she definitely takes roids...I'm guessing.

This one olympic weight lifter girl in my school took roids...she had a beard..haha girl.
I just played tennis today for the first time and I sucked ass.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
I just played tennis today for the first time and I sucked ass.

Keep at it. Make sure you work on control before trying to hit hard. It's a great sport—one you can play for the rest of your life.
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Originally Posted by lavar78
Keep at it. Make sure you work on control before trying to hit hard. It's a great sport—one you can play for the rest of your life.


Amen. I've played since I was 6.

And tennis players don't take steroids. It would hurt them more than help them. Tennis is a game of endurance, mind power and agility, not strength.